99.
Have we all had the naked in public dream?
As an aside, Mr. Black department 99 was the emergency bomb scare message used in Zellers stores. Jeff and I had our first jobs as teens being cashiers helpers at Christmas at our local Zellers. I can now safely reveal this code as most Zellers are gone and the likelihood of anyone picking up an internal phone and paging this message to the whole store is pretty much zero.
And it looks like Flaming Carrot decided to go shopping today.