When we decided to start this story with a cold open to match the structure of the tv show, we late in the process realised it kind of meant we had to match other structural aspects. Namely the opening credits, story title and authors part. Well we weren't about to try our hands at ACTUALLY doing video credits or music or anything, but we could add a title page.

Fortunately, Jeff had already played around with a Philip Who? idea so Chris took that, the time vortex from the end of the Bounty Hunters story and did a little digital jiggery pokery, to borrow a phrase. Tada! Instant titles.

You can do the theme music in your head.

Or if you aren't so inclined, maybe a version like this is to your liking: https://whomix.windbubbles.net/remix/402