Dressed for Success comic by Chris Howard & Jeff Wasson

Panel 1:

Philip and the Tenderizer stand in front of the fencing around the base of the tower and the adjacent office. The Tenderizer bends down…

Panel 2:

…and pulls up a section of the fencing from the ground, creating a section they both can walk through.

SFX:

RRRIIIIIIIPPP!!

PHILIP:

Erm.

Panel 3:

TENDERIZER:

You requested less damage of property.

PHILIP:

Yes alright.

Panel 4:

Philip pokes about.

Panel 5:

discovers a pile of sand that is actually a cloth covering a bunch of equipment.

PHILIP:

A comms unit, transmat, geological surveying equipment…

I think I’ve got this mystery just about figured out. Now all we need is-

Panel 6:

ALEX AND WALTER:

(off panel)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

TENDERIZER:

That is my cue.

Dressed For Success – Page 238

Much like his inspiration, The Tenderizer's interpretation of instructions aren't always what may have been intended. On the plus side, once he knows what he's supposed to do, his programming kicks in right away.

And Philip gets the Velma/Fred combo line about having figured the mystery out.

But have you figured it out? (It's a Scooby Doo parody mixed with Doctor Who, we're not exactly in Rian Johnson/Agatha Christie territory here.)

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